HOW TO TELL IF YOUR KID IS A JUNIOR HUNTING-A-HOLIC

by Sandy Lindsey

• 1. She does her school book reports on: Gun Laws of America, The Mossberg Guide to Modern Slug Shooting, and The Lyman 47th Reloading Handbook.
• 2. For Halloween, she wore a cavewoman costume made out of trophy deer skins she'd collected the previous season.
• 3. As a baby, she preferred teething on an empty Remington .12 gauge shell, rather than a pacifier.
• 4. When she discovered boys, she tried using a .410 to "bag" one.
• 5. Her school science fair project was entitled "How To Taxidermy Your Trophy Deer At Home."
• 6. She put her science fair award on the shelf next to her Mossberg shotgun collection.
• 7. For her 10th birthday she asked for a lifetime NRA membership.
• 8. Instead of Barbie dolls, she collects Dillon reloading equipment.
• 9. She wears RealTree cammo to gym class.
• 10. She'll only go to college when they come up with a major in "Deer Population Control."